gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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