Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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