just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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