How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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