My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Randomize
