how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
