I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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