Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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