I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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