oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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