So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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