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wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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