I feel like abortions should bother me more
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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