I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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