Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
