he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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