operation harelip BJ is a go
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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