soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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