Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You have to summon your inner elephant
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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