Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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