my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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