So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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