So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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