I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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