How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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