I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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