Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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