hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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