do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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