The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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