I don't remember. Are we still dating?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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