well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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