sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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