the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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