ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Randomize
