What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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