Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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