So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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