you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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