Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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