I wish they made helmets for livers.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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