Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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