when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My pussy is not your playground.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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