im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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