the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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