pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
