she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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