Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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