I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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