don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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