I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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