Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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