just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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