I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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