This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I wear drunk well.
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