some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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