sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
